Huzzah!

a hearty good evening to you dear madam's and sirs,
i have news!
so, i was practising my flirting technique (which was shockingly bad i must add) with daisy, and i began to relaize some of the reasons why i am single, (mainly becuase there are no nice gay men around, but lets skip this one)
i have really bad english skills (i probably didn't even need to tell you that!)
i am extremly vulgar- literally, every other fucking word is a fucking profanity (jokes, but you know what i mean)
i am too loud (DUHH!!)
i have no self respect, self control or public dignity - this is incredibly true, so i have decided from now on i shall be demure, saintly, but at the same time wickedly cool and gorgeous
flirt more- ok, this might not make much sense (with me now aiming to be demure and saintly but if i don't flirt A, how does the guy know i'm interested and B, its good practising and my friends owe me a favour)
have a fit bod- this is gonna be the hardest, so i have decided, i'm gonna eat healthy (or nothign at all, which ever is quicker) i'm gonna work out everyday (or every other day so my hair doesn't get all greasy and yukky) and i'm going to invest in things to look good, for example, i have a nice new face wash, this should make my skin look nice, i have glittery eyedrops, lip balms, plenty of face masks and moisterisors
new clothers- this is gonna be extremyl difficult, taking into consideration i have 15 punds to last me until at least the 10th of may-still, no one ever got anywhere without it being painfully hard
a career- i want to be a writer,but in failing that, i could just pretend to have an amzing job- he's not gonna know...
and finally
i need to be a nicer person- i am forevever bitching and moaning about someone i don't like, even if i don't actually know them

this is gonna be the most wooly mammoth thing i've ever done. i can do it!

p.s need to book a camera from college so i can do a vlog on thursday, EEK i'm so excited!

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